Thursday, May 21, 2009

The 500 Hats

In this book there's this little boy that wears a little red had that his father gave to him when he was a little boy he always wore it ever since his father die on the way to the market the king of the land was passing through the market and everyone bowed and took there hats off for there majesty and one of the guards caring the carage said respect bow hats off to the king so the boy reached up to his hat and touched it meanwhile the king stopped the carage and told his servants to back up so they backed up and the king saw the little boy with a red smerk on his face and then spoke how dare you not take your hat off for your king have you no respect for your king or ruler the little boy said yes i do with a little fright in his eye then said yes i do you have my respect and everything in it then the king said then why are you still wearing that terrifying red hat and the boy then spoke it is not terrifying or so you must call it but a treasure that call gold and for your kindly i ask for your forgiveness but you see my hat is off as you can see in my hand i am holding it with a grasp and will not let go and like i said you are wrong the hat is in my hand ass you can see here then the king looked down and saw the little red hat that the boy was talking about it all was the same in every way the little feather the that his father called a prize
then the king said if that is your hat then what is that on your head the boy then said nothing nothing is on my head except the hair that is growing then he said silent retch up and grave that hat that sits on you head the boy reached up with a fright slow and steady and carefully touched the hat hat sat on his head and then spoke this is not my hat someone must have put this on my head because i am holding my one hat that my father has given me then with a fright the king jumped with rage and then spoke you have another hat on your head i told you to take that hat off your head but sir the boy said my hats wont come as you can see i have token off two hats already and they wont come off then the king said i see then he said if that is the case and the hat will not come of then i say off with your head then the boy said but why with a fright in his voice and the king said because you will not and did not and could not take the hat off before your king you defined my law 57586846447475 that says you must take your hat off before your king or death is the penalty and the order i have given you go to my castle and tell the executioner to behead you the king said the boy with the fright ran up to the castle and said to himself this is my last chance to take off my hats 1.........2.......3........ 4..........5..........6..........7........8....... that's 10 hats I've taken off i will not stop 51......52......53......54....... then i open the door that goes to the executioner i go down the stairs the wind blows all of the hats off 150...... 164......200...... then in the distance there is a call who's there then i spoke it is me a small little boy who is here to tell you a message the executioner said speak then i said the king has ordered you to behead my head then he said i hate to execute a small boy then i said just do it before the king gets me for not doing this then he said alright but first you must take your hat off its against the rules to behead anyone then i said would you take it off for me then pop pop pop pop.... .......450..............465............470 then the he said i cant take anyone's head off with a hat so get on out of here hope king dosent send you out here again the i went up to tell the king he was up on the tallest tower in his kingdom on the way up a strange man was counting the hats i took of then the man said hahahahahaha with a evil laugh the king has a special gift for you on top i had a fright for a second then i thought to my self he cant do anything to me if i hadn't done anything wrong then he said just in case ill take my hats off 1 by 1 at a time 471..472..... 480 each hat he took off after 480th hat a diamond appeared on the middle of that hat he still kept on taking the hats off while counting 490......491.......495...499
then he reached the top then the king said your hat wont come off is that right then i said yes sir then he said with a sigh welllllll you left me no choice i am going to throw you off this tower but before i do that can i buy that nice hat off you then i looked up on my head then saw this ritch hat that had the biggest diamond i had ever seen then he said what number is that hat and i said 500 sir then he spoke ill by that hat off you for 500 rubies then i past over my hat to him feeling the cool breeze blowing against my hair then my hat popped off my head and me and the kind walked down the stairs towers and began to walk to his chamber were he kept his gold and rubies then he gave me a bag and said get 500 rubies and be off then i graved all the money i had and walked home with a big bag full of rubies and on the way home i found the first hat i ever took off in the market had headed home with a big bag of cash.

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